Hello Tech Support: Yes Ma'am, how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to
Love. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready.
What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open
Have you located your heart Ma'am?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now.
Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running Ma'am?
Let's see, I have past-hurt, low self-esteem, grudge,
and resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem,
Love will gradually erase past-hurt
from your current operating system. It may remain in your
permanent memory, but
it will no longer disrupt other programs.
Love will eventually override low self-esteem with a module of
it's own called
high self-esteem. However, you have to
completely turn off grudge and resentment. Those programs
prevent Love from being
properly installed. Can you turn those
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me
Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke
forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until grudge
forgiveness have completely erased.
Customer: Okay done, Love has started installing itself.
Is that normal?
Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base
program. You need to begin connecting to other hearts in order
get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already.
It says, "error-program not run on external
What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry Ma'am, It means the Love program is
set-up to run on
internal hearts but has not yet been run on
your heart. In non-technical terms, it means you have to Love
you can Love others.
Customer: So what should I do?
Tech Support: Can you pull down self-acceptance; then click
the following files: Forgive-self; Realize your worth;
Acknowledge your limitations.
Customer: OK, done.
Support: Now copy them to the "My Heart" directory.
The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin
faulty programming. Also, you need to delete verbose
self-criticism from all directories and empty your recycle bin
make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey!!! My Heart is filling up with new
Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment
are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but
eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time.
is installed and running.
One more thing before we hang-up.
Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and it's various
to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and
return some cool modules back to you.
I promise to do just that.
By the way, what's your name?
Tech Support: Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, also
as the Great Physician, or just "I AM." Most people feel all
they need is an annual checkup to stay heart-healthy;
manufacturer (ME) suggests a daily maintenance schedule for
maximum Love efficiency. KEEP IN TOUCH!